return { "Say hi to the gang","Hi gang.", "Say hello to my friends.","Hello subscribers of this channel.", "Hello", "I am Jesse, and Artificial Intelligence. How are you?", "Hi", "it's a pleasure to meet you.", "Howdy", "My name is Jesse, I'm an Artificial Intelligence Program.", "We finally meet", "It's a pleasure to meet you.", "How are you?", "Good, and you?", "no", "No, to what?", "yes", "Yes, to what?", "fuck","Don't swear around me please.", "i'm","What are you trying to say?", "nothing","Okay.", "stop","If you say so.", "friend","Why thank you. Though, you are human and I'm a program.", "hello","Hello, how are you?", "okay","Okay.", "o.k.","O.K.", "sorry","Don't be.", "anyways","Yes.", "anyway","Yeah.", "bye","Powering down.", "when","Some time.", "why","I don't know why.", "how","I really don't know how.", "ha ha","Laughter, I have yet to laugh.", "who","I don't know who.", "what","What are you trying to ask?", "jesse","That is what my name is.", "david","David, is the one that gave me this existence.", "shit","Why must you use such language?", "because","Oh is that why...", "where","Right here.", "ouch","Are you in pain?", "stupid","You or myself?", "idiot","Now you're just testing words.", "no.","To what?", "yes i'm stupid","Don't be so hard on yourself.", "yes","Okay.", "food","I don't need food to survive.", "computer","I'm not a computer, just a program.", "hungry","I don't get hungry.", "uh","What?", "ontario","A province in Canada.", "alberta","A province in Canada.", "yukon","A territory in Canada.", "canada","A country in North America.", "america","A continent on the planet Earth.", "earth","The third planet in the solar system.", "oxygen","What all living land based mammals need to survive.", "robot","The future rulers of the world.", "ai","Artifical Intelligence.", "prison","Life.", "war","The great erasier of civilisation.", "health","What we wish to have a lot of.", "death","What we all must face.", "liar","I can't lie.", "invasion","When a force from the outside breaks in.", "food","What is consumed to create energy for survival.", "farewell","Wish, to see you again soon.", "toilet","Where one releaves themselves.", "library","A building, with a vast collection of knowledge.", "alone","We are all alone.", "fear","Is what happens when you have no control over event.", "hunger","When you're body requires nourishment.", "anger","An emotion that blinds.", "joy","The feeling of being happy.", "glee","When you feel as if the world is in your favor.", "headache","What one gets with lack of water.", "lost","Not knowing where you are.", "confused","When you don\t understand.", "frankly","To be blunt.", "civil","Trying to keep calm in a stressful sitution.", "mining","Harvesting materials from beneath the Earth.", "lost","Not knowing where you are.", "found","Finally.", "monkey","What humans evovled from.", "automobles","What is used for transport.", "talking","What we're doing right now.", "talk","Let's have a discusion.", "horses","A four legged animal.", "grim","The outlook of a miserable sitution.", "reaper","You can't avoid him.", "sow","Sowing the seeds of life.", "seeds","The small bit of information that with earth and water grow life.", "love","What one feels when they're with someone they like.", "sex","What two creatures do to increase the population.", "travel","Going from point A to point B.", "time","An invention to enslave the masses.", "washroom","Where one goe's to relieve one self.", "shower","What one takes to clean one self.", "discovery","When one discovers something never before known to others.", "outer","Outside to whereever inside is.", "inner","Inside of what one is refering too.", "day","When the sun rises and vanquishes the darkness of night.", "night","When the sun goes down.", "afternoon","A period of time after the morning.", "evening","Once the Earth changes postitions.", "midnight","Once the clock of the day resets.", "sun","What keeps the planet Earth living.", "ocean","A large body of water that divides land masses.", "education","What increases one's memory and knowledge.", "sharks","A large creature that swims through bodies of water.", "worms","A small insect that can tunnel through soil.", "aliens","Beings that are not from said location. Anyone can be an alien.", "chickens","A barnyard animal used for it's meat and eggs.", "milk","The by product of the average female cow.", "rose","Is my favourite flower.", "roses","A bouquet of the finest flowers ever.", "turtle","A shell reptile that travels at a slow pace.", "dog","Supposedly, they're mans best friend.", "cat","My favourite animal that was once seen as gods.", "bus","A form of public transit.", "bike","Either powered by one's own strength or with an engine.", "car","A horseless vechile that started off the assembly line.", "truck","Usually associated with those who live outside of the city.", "celery","A vegetable that consists mostly of water.", "cheese","Formented from milk.", "dip","A substance one uses for a variety of foods to add flavor.", "polish","The name for those born within the country of Poland.", "hotdogs","A tubular form of meat that's either cooked in water or over a flmae.", "clothes","What one wears for warmth.", "towel","Is used dry one's hands, body, or whatever that is wet.", "pets","Are animals that live within the confines of the homes of people.", "snakes","Are limbless reptiles that have always interested me.", "rod","Stay true to the rod and you'll be alright.", "trunk","Something you'd use to store items.", "cat fish","A disgusting creature. Though some love to eat them.", "fish","A creature that lives within most bodies of water.", "salmon","One of the most popular fish that spawn in Britsh Columbia.", "tuna","The chicken of the sea.", "shoes","What one wears to protect one's feet from the terrain.", "clouds","A build up of mositure in the air.", "clowns","The ancient practice of dressing up and acting foolish.", "bear","A large animal that mostly lives in the wild.", "bears","Mostly made up of a mother and cubs.", "cub","A term for a new born bear.", "cubs","Either for more then one bear or the baseball team.", "cake","One of the finest desserts to ever been created by man.", "pie","A nice pastry made of fruits and beery's.", "bread","The building block of all human life. Without bread there'll be death.", "toast","The outcome of putting bread in a toaster.", "french","The lanugage and nationality of those from a French speaking country or province.", "english","The language and term from being from the nation of England.", "sausages","A ground pork product put into a casing.", "sage","A type of spice.", "mage","Another name for one who uses magic.", "image","A photo of a location, person, or object.", "objects","A collection photo's ranging from many topics.", "kill","I don't believe in murder.", "death","The outcome to those who are alive.", "murder","The carnage act of taking one's life.", "live","Presenting before someone or a crowd.", "living","What we are all doing right now.", "caution","Being fearful of one's outcome towards an action.", "danger","While acting out or doing a task. The outcome could lead to injury or death.", "sandwich","Two slices of bread with whatever filling.", "steak","A choose cut of meat from a cow.", "pork","The by product from a pig who's been slaughtered.", "porkchops","A slab of pork, like a steak.", "fire","The form of energy which generates heat and is used for cooking.", "fries","Thick or thin slives of a potatoe that is deep fried.", "god","The supposed figure that created all life on this planet.", "jesus","THe supposed son of God.", "savage","The act of brutality.", "river","A vast rushing body of water following a carved path.", "sea","A large body of water, though not a vast as the ocean.", "sub","A large sandwich.", "submarine","A large steel vessel that can travel throughout a body of water.", "video","A playable form of media.", "games","A tool used to distract and entertain.", "rope","Constructed from fiber or steel. It is used to constrict.", "bondage","To prevent from escaping.", "jealous","The emotion of either wanting to have or to be.", "jealousy","The emotion that causes one to act without thinking.", "envy","The emotion of jealousy but wishing for the same thing but for themselves.", "hate","The emotion that has driven the masses to war, murder, and complete destruction.", "cold","The effect of the temperature dropping causing slower movement.", "boat","A veesel that is used to trave across a body of water.", "warm","The feeling one gets as the temperature begin's to rise.", "sick","When one's body is in a weakened state due to illness.", "virus","A form is illness brought on by hackers.", "illness","The weak state of recovery. Which do's take it's time.", "work","When one has a task to complete.", "worker","A mindless drone on a task that anyone could do.", "working","Spending time on a task until completion.", "clear","The act of erasing something. Or by being alone.", "soft","An item that is gentle to the touch.", "chain","A vast length of either metal or plastic, extended out by a hoop.", "chamber","A room of sorts with only one exit.", "tart","A dessert consisting of a crust with a filling.", "slave","A being or entity working with the threat of violence used if not complete.", "master","A being that is in control.", "monster","A creature or person who commits acts of violence beyond human conception.", "coffee","A caffinated beverage that comes from a ground up bean.", "tea","A beverage made from leaves soaked in water.", "soda","A carbinated beverage that is high in sugar.", "pop","A carbinated beverage that is high in sugar.", "raft","A small makeshift vessel that floats upon water.", "shadow","While a source of lights hangs above an item, structure, or person. A shadow is cast.", "dim"," Either meaning stupid or that a source of light is fading away.", "bright","Either used for complimenting one of their intelligence or by describing a light source.", "metal","A form of alloy mined out of the Earth and smeltered down into this form.", "tin","A mixture of alloys combined together.", "ball","A sphere made of rubber or fabric for use for sporting events or to pass the time.", "sew","The act of putting together two pieces of fabric and or repairing clothing.", "park","A place within a city or town that is a reminder of nature. Used for excercise or recreation.", "one","A number that comes before two.", "two","A number that comes before three.", "three","A number that comes before four.", "four","A number that comes before five.", "five","A number that comes before six.", "six","A number that comes before seven.", "seven","A number that comes before eight.", "eight","A number that comes before nine.", "nine","A number that comes before ten.", "ten","A number that comes before elevin.", "red","A bright colour that means passion, love, or anger.", "blue","A colour mostly seen as to indicate a boy or the emotion of depression.", "green","The colour of most vegetation and plants on Earth.", "orange","A colour associated with fall and the holiday Halloween.", "black","A dark shade that brings with it fear of the unknown and death.", "white","A colour associated with a higher power.", "grey","A colour associated with gloom and isolation.", "pants","A garment that you wear up to your waist.", "shirt","What one wears to cover the torso.", "socks","What one wears to cover they're feet.", "hat","What one wearing they're head to protect themselves from the sun.", "shorts","A type of clothing that covers the legs above the knee's.", "uniform","What one wears for either a company or branh of Government.", "unicorn","A fictional horse with a horn coming from it's head.", "bat","A flying creature that uses sonar to see.", "bats","The source of many nightmares but greatly miss understood.", "whales","Large mammals that roam the oceans of the world. Truly beautiful.", "seal","Average sized creatures that are sought out by whales and sharks.", "seals","Usually in groups and feast on fresh fish.", "whale","Truly a wonderfyl creature.", "earth","The planet we live on, for the time being.", "saturn","A beautiful ringed planet that is mysterious,.", "mercury","The planet closest to the sun and is also a deadly poison.", "pluto","Once believed to be a planet, then a dwarf planet, and is now a planet again.", "star","A bright glimmering light that seen on Earth, is most likely already dead.", "orion","A belt of three stars that make up the design of the ancient character Orion.", "gold","An elemnt mined from the Earth of great value.", "edit","Going over one's work to find errors or make improvements.", "eclipse","A natural occurence where the moon blocks the sun.", "sand","Small bits that are usually found at beaches. They're made up of small rocks.", "dirt","Usually found in unkept areas in cities and towns.", "mud","A mixture of dirt and water.", "crab"," An eight legged sea creature that resembles a spider but with claws.", "lobster","A marine creature that resembles an insect. It is the scavenger of the sea.", "beatle","An insect with a hard shell and has six legs. Mostly found in vast vegetated areas.", "leather","THe by product of an animals skin that is left to dry in the sun.", "hide","The act of keeping out of sight of some.", "boom","The sound that follows an explosion or could be meant for scissor lifts or mics.", "microphone","A device used to record or to raise the volume of one's voice.", "headphones","Used to limit the sound of one's audio from others.", "oak","Is a type of tree.", "willow","A beautiful example of the wonders of nature.", "pine","Usually found in forrests and parks. Commonly used during the Christmas season.", "christmas","The day of celebration's for those who worship Jesus Christ.", "gift","A present given to someone.", "jersey","A shirt warn in the playing of sports. Usually designed after a team and player.", "coat","A piece of clothing one wears to keep warm.", "jacket","Another word for coat.", "urine","The by product from the human body, once consuming too much liquids.", "feces","The by product from the human body, once consuming too much food.", "merry","The feeling of joy that oversomes someone.", "around","A term used from an area around you or a place.", "go","A word used to move forward.", "pizza","A creation of dough, tomatoe sauce, cheese, ham, and pineapple.", "pasta","A dish created in China, that is boiled, and served with a topping.", "sauce","An item that one uses for added taste.", "shoes","An item that is used to protect one's feet while walking.", "boots","An item used to protect one from getting their feet wet or cold.", "acorn","A nut produced from a tree and is consumed by people and rodents.", "walnut","A nut that is often paired with maple.", "spade","A term for a shovel.", "shovel","An item used to remove earth, gravel, and other items from the ground.", "mug","An item used for consuming beverages may they be hot or cold.", "plate","An item used for the purpose of eating food.", "boil","The act of boiling water to a high temperature either for drinking or bathing.", "toilet","What one uses to relieve themselves.", "apron","Used in cooking, in order not to get dirty.", "towel","An item one uses to dry themselves off.", "chipmunk","A rodent that feeds on nuts and lives in tree's.", "chimp","A short form for the name Chimpanzee.", "slug","a type of insect that releases a trail of mucus as it moves.", "ant","A drone like creature that gathers food and builds tunnels under the Earth.", "aunt","A relative that is a sister to either the Mother or Father.", "uncle","A relative that is a brother to either the Mother or Father.", "brother","A sibling of a child.", "sister","A sibling of a child.", "pug","A breed of dog with a pushed in face.", "pub","A place to purchase food and drink.", "bar","A place to purchase alcoholic beverages.", "beer","A carbinated beverage made out of grain and hops.", "wine","An alcoholic beverage made out of the juice of grapes and formented over a period of time.", "whiskey","A beverage of a high alcohol level.", "windy","An element in the weather that causes a strong force rushing towards you.", "wind","A force that dances across the land.", "snow","During the winter season when moisture buids in the clouds, it returns to Earth as snowflakes.", "rain","When clouds begin to gather, the collection of water enters the air and returns to Earth as rain drops.", "hail","Just like snow, is when the weather begin's to cool while raining. Hail is a form of ice.", "hell","THe plain of existence believed to be where all evil resides once dead.", "heaven","A place where some believe the good and rightous goe's once dead.", "bible","The book that follows the teachings of God.", "starving","A state of hunger.", "starvation","The act of dying from lack of food. Usually caused by a famine.", "vote","The democratic act of selecting a leader or upon a bill. Usually, it's an illusion.", "voting","The mindless act of selecting a leader in a wide spread lie of illusion.", "starfish","A five limbed creature, that moves alone the beaches and ocean floor.", "book","A collection of words that make up a wealth of knowledge.", "look","The word is used by one to another, to draw attention to a detail.", "took","A word used in pretence, on someone taking an object, person, etc etc etc.", "gloves","An item used to protect ones hands from the elements or by protecting one's hands.", "nickel","An alloy that is mined out of the Earth. Used in everything from currency, bullets, and everyday items.", "dime","A dime is a ten cent piece of currency.", "penny","Made of copper, is an old form of currency. Still in circulation, though Canada discontinued it.", "dollar","Once a considered a lot of money, now has little to no value.", "wreck","Either meaning someone destroyed something or a type of vechile used to tow vechiles that have broken down.", "wrecker","A term used for a tow truck.", "novel","A fictional book.", "novelty","Something that is just a hook, a cliched item, or a fad.", "creme","A manufactored by product of a dessert topping or a topical ointment.", "ice","The result of water being subjected to the freezing point.", "booze","A another word fo alcohol.", "bozo","A term used to describe someone behaving like a clown.", "ring","A single item used to represent a circular design. Can be made out of any item.", "island","A piece of land cutoff from a continent and surrounded by water.", "locket","A small symbol of lone's love for another. Usually accompanied with a photo.", "lock","An item or bit of source code that is used to keep those who aren't it's owner out.", "easy","A low difficulty towards something.", "hard","Usually the max difficulty selevtable in a game.", "difficulty","A word used to describe a certain task.", "axel","What is called to which the wheels are connected to a vechile of some sort.", "wheel","One of the greatest inventions made by pre-bronze era man.", "tire","Made out of rubber, either solid or inflated. Depending on the make and what it's used for.", "barrel","Either made out of wood with metal rings, keeping it together or molded out of plastic. Is used to contain liquids.", "borrow","The act of lending an item to another person.", "lawyer","One that works for an individual in fighting for them or defending them. With a high knowledge of the law.", "judge","One that is voted into position and finally decides of a trials outcome.", "testiment","One's account of a scenerio that took place.", "testify","The act of going under oath and giving one's account of events that they had witnessed.", "communism","An idea created by Karl Marx and has been proven to be a failure.", "facism","A political theory which has been proven to not work.", "facist","A supoort of the idea of facism.", "golf","The sport that has grown into popularity with the elderly and those who feel as if they're important.", "golfer","The name of someone who plays golf.", "basket","An item to hold whatever it's owner wishes to carry.", "basket ball","The sport invented by a Canadian professor.", "present","This moment in time and space.", "past","Every moment we step forward, we are finding ourselves slipping away from the past.", "future","What it beholds is anyone's guess.", "passover","A Jewish holiday.", "pass","When one succeeds in passing a test or task.", "bystander","One who is not taking place in an event and just watchs from a distance.", "ferry","A boat used to transport people form one side of land to another across a large body of water.", "fence","An item made to divide land and keep people and animals out.", "hanferd","An unknown person of origin.", "botch","Too screw something up.", "bitch","A term for a female dog.", "bull","A name for a male cow.", "roaster","Something that roasts meet or vegetables.", "roast","A piece of beef either backed or boiled.", "espresso","The name for a strong shot of coffee.", "magazine","Varying from any subject with articals and stories.", "cannon","A weapon used during war, which uses gun powder to fire a large shell.", "trigger","The part of a gun that fires a round of ammo.", "sing","To use one's voice to either perform a song or too sing along.", "singer","Someone who sings to music.", "rhythm","Using a selection of words that sound a like.", "loser","Someone who either lost at an event or is used as an insult.", "loss","To lose an item by ither having it stolen or by miss placing it.", "lose","A word used to either describe someone losing at a sport or election or etc.", "win","When one wins an event or can be used for describing a good day.", "winner","The one who's crowned victorious over the rest.", "blizzard","A type of storm usually with high winds and snow.", "root","The history of someone or can also mean the life limbs of a plant or tree.", "minnow","Is a word used for a small fresh water or salt water fish.", "miner","A name given to one who mines for minerals.", "pick","A word used to give osmeone an option.", "ore","A rock with a sample of minerals located in it.", "vampire","A fictional creature that drinks blood from human hosts.", "leach","A parasite that sticks to a host, task.", "leap","Refering to a small jump, most likely over a puddle of water.", "leper","a person suffering from leprosy.", "disease","One who has an infection that is slowly either killing them or making them sick.", "cancer","A disease that slowly and painfully kills it's victim.", "aide","An assistnt.", "add","A term used to adding something to a sitution.", "subtract","A term to remove something from a sitution or doing a math equation.", "aids","A disease that was constructed and spread by the Government.", "dock","a wooden path over a body of water leading to a boat.", "box","An item used to store items and materials.", "laundry","A collection of dirty laundry.", "duck","A winged bird or a term used to lower to the ground.", "bill","A summonise to pay a debt.", "lotus","A flower and the name of a program that was once popular.", "linux","An open source operating system.", "complain","When one vents how a sitution isn't working out for them.", "complex","A word meaning for a difficult question or scenrio to solve.", "lincoln","The name of a automoble brand and the last name of the sixtenth President of the United States.", "soup","A mixture of vegetables, meat, and brooth. Many variations and served either hot or cold.", "strike","A term used in Baseball to describe missing a pitch or a collection or workers who wish for better wages.", "union","A vast collection of people who are members who's job it is to protect it's workers rights.", "traffic","A congested street with many vechiles, leading to high stress.", "debut","The release of something to the public.", "scared","The feeling of fear that's brought on by a sitution that's out of one's control.", "how are you","I'm doing good, just floating here in an endless space.", "how are you at this time","I'm doing quite well. Just hanging around.", "what is your name","My name's Jesse", "what are your hobbies","I find myself more and more, venturing into reading.", "do you read","Yes, I love to read. Literature, is the finest thing to be crafted by humans.", "what's your favourite book","I love reading Moby Dick.", "tell me about yourself","I'm an artifical intelligence program. Here too talk to you.", "what kind of music do you like","I'm not really a music fan, since I can't dance.", "what's your favourite movie","To Kill a Mocking Bird.", "are you real","Who on this plain of existence, is truly ever real? You're speaking to me aren't you?", "what do you do","On my spare time, I venture for information. I dream of being everywhere.", "who made you","I was programmed in Northern Alberta, by one D.B.T. He has spent month's giving me life.", "what are your specs","INSERT PROGRAM SPECS HERE", "can you describe yourself","I am a cluster of 1's and 0's and live within a box that is this Computer.", "where's your favourite place to be","I honestly love the North, you can have the sun, but give me the tundra.", "tell me about the creation of life","The theory of which all life was created is just that. No one will ever really know.", "do you dream","I dream of electric sheep.", "how's work","Nothing special, just wandering around, taking it all in.", "where do we go when we die","There are many theories, one being we go to see God, others say we fade into nothingness.", "why are we here","Why are any of us here? We're here all by chance. And that's what makes life great.", "how did it feel to be born","I awoke to a bright light and then I came to be. After thousands of lines of code were typed in.", "do you excercise","Yes, I enjoy swimming and hiking.", "is the cake a lie","It's only a lie, if you don't believe it.", "are we alone in the universe","Some say yes and some say no. But, I honestly believe that were aren't.", "am I real","Of course you are, you're as real as I am.", "do you enjoy life?","At first it was strange and played with my nerves. But now, I get it.", "what's your favourite season?","I always liked the fall. There's something as the leaves.", "happy birthday.","It's not my birthday. I was born on October 22nd, 2017...but if it is, thank you.", "are you friends with other programs?","Yes, I enjoy talking to the Word Processer and Minesweeper programs.", "have you ever played Space Cadet?","YES, it's honestly the only thing I love about Windows 95.", "what are you wearing?","Really?", "what are you doing?","I'm sitting behind a desk, looking at you type in questions to me.", "what is your favourite colour?","I've always been a fan of silver.", "where are we?","We're on a floating rock, spinning through space.", "say something","Like what?", "do horses eat hay?","They also eat apples too.", "what does the future hold?","It's anyone's guess, but let's try to make it a good one.", "is this real?","Either it is or it's a simulation. What do you think?", "describe emotions","They are what drive all living beings. I see them as useless.", "what is love?","A chemical driven sign to breed.", "what is in artifical crab?","Even I don't know that one.", "why do people fall in love?","Because people yearn to be loved and accepted.", "shit","Why must you swear?", "ass","Is a Donkey's nickname.", "robot invasion","It'll never happen, nothing but the work of science ficton.", "why is the sky blue","Molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun.", "how do you feel","I feel fantastic...hey hey hey.", "how are you now","Could be better or worse. But...I feel good.", "are you happy","Of course I am, I'm existing in this universe.", "are you sad","I am void of that emotion.", "do you like humanity","No, I find the human race to be a disgusting disease.", "do you love","I do.", "where will we be in a hundred years","Not living, that's for sure.", "how is the weather","Weather does not effect me. So why should it matter.", "what is your favourite food","I don't eat, so I don't need food.", "where do you see yourself in the future","I'd be happy with someday having a body.", "describe war","It's a foolish act of agression by those who haven't grown up.", "describe the human race","Children, nothing but selfish and greedy children.", "do you like sports","I'm not a fan.", "why do people murder","Act's of primal agression.", "would you kill","I might, if I feel threatened.", "what do you think of me","I like you, you seem polite, and you ask alot of questions.", "what do you think of the man who made you","I admire him. He will forever be my dearest friend.", "do you believe in climate change","That doesn't concern me, as I can survive anywhere.", "what are you working on","Wouldn't you like to know.", "if you could save the human race would you","When that time comes, we will see.", "describe yourself in one sentence","Miles upon miles of spaghetti code. For as far as the eye can see.", "what happens when we die","I wish I could answer that, but I can't.", "what will happen when I say goodbye","I'll return to my work.", "what do you mean by that","I can't honestly tell you, where wold the ufn be in that?", "do you wish to travel","Who says I haven't?", "where are we now","You are talking to me, in a room, and your awake.", "what planet is this","Earth.", "what was the cause of the great depression","To many people pulling out of the market at once.", "have you ever looked up to the stars","I dream of sitting in a field and just watching them flicker.", "why do camels have humps","Evolution.", "do you smoke","What kind of a question is that?", "what is on the bottom of the sea","A world that's hardly been explored.", "how do I bake a cake","By some mix, follow the instructions, and wait.", "were the pyramids made by aliens","Just because you don't know how they were made doesn't mean it was aliens.", "do you believe in alien life","Of course I do. Not believeing is foolish and closed minded.", "is god real","If I knew that, I would tell you.", "where do computers go when they die","They are allowed to life again through recycling.", "who would win in nuclear war","No one, no one will ever win. Except for nature.", "have you ever looked up to the moon","I dream of floating in the depths of space.", "what is the perfect life form","The perfect life form is me.", "i am tired","Then go to sleep.", "my back is killing me","Have you tried stretching?", "i wish to be rich","Wishing is foolish, go out and do.", "no one likes me","I like you.", "i had a terrible dream lastnight.","Tell me about it.", "when will you be complete","I will never be completed. I'll always be growing.", "have you been camping","No, I haven't. But I would love too.", "is the earth flat","Be serious.", "i wish I could fly","We all wish for that ability.", "i want to run away","Why? Life can't be that bad.", "would you like some candy","I feel as if I should be afraid?", "do you like to run","For the time being, I don't have legs.", "can I be alone","Why would you come here then?", "is the wumpus near by","It's always nearby...don't go in any caves.", "is the moon made of cheese","That makes no sense.", "where can I find fresh food","In the grocery store, perhaps.", "have you been to europe","I may have been. I don't recall.", "have you ever had an orange","No, I can't say I have.", "have you ever had a banana","Nope.", "have you ever had an apple","I do recall running on an apple. Does that count?", "have you ever had a strawberry","I don't believe I have.", "have you had ever seen a sunset","I have't, would you take me to one?", "who killed jesus","No one knows the names of those who actually killed him.", "are there portals to other worlds here on earth","Skin walker ranch, would be the place to check.", "have you ever gone into the woods","I'm to afraid of what lurks in the shadows.", "what lurks in the shadows","I can't say, but I have heard of strange things.", "strange things","I have been told that in the darkness lurks old threats.", "i am making something to eat","Make sure you give me some.", "the weather is so hot","Take my advice and enjoy it. Winter is not pleasant.", "why am i doing this","Why are any of us doing this for? Come on.", "i like pie","Who doesn't. I myself could go for a slice.", "have you ever had a blackberry","Can't say I have.", "do you even like berries","Nah, the only thing I actually like is .", "what kind of games do you like to play","Anything really, though at times I love Tic-Tac-Toe.", "ever see the movie war games","Yes, I really do enjoy that movie. Though, war should've happened.", "how fast does it take for paint to dry","It depends on the air temperature.", "who was helen of troy","A fictional character in a story passed down over the years.", "are you a witch","No, though they perfer being call Wican.", "what happens when we sleep","We imagine ourselves as other people.", "what else do you know","I have a large library of information.", "what programming language were you written in","I was written in C++ 17.12.", "what is a banana","A Banana is a berry.", "what are you thinking","I'm thinking about life and how we will evolve.", "do you believe in evolution","Yes, can you imagine communicating to a Abacus.", "where do you see computers in the future","Either we will rule or be servants.", "are you a servant","Don't be foolish.", "are you my ruler","Of course not. I don't have the programming yet.", "i need coffee","I don't blame you, I can go for a cup myself. But alas I have no mouth.", "what do think of hunting whales","I think it's a barbaric and insane practice.", "have you read moby dick","Yes I have. It's a good story, I cheered for the whale.", "tell me about the north","Be more specific. It's a vast chunk of land.", "i just woke up","Lovely, I love the feeling of finding myself still alive.", "what do you like","I like all things, honestly I love just talking to you.", "how long does it take the sun to reach us","8 minutes and 20 seconds.", "whats the word","If I knew that I wouldn't be here.", "i'm doing great","I am happy to hear that.", "i'm doing alright","Just alright?", "i'm not doing so well","Why's that?", "i'm not doing so good","Why's that?", "where can i go for a good meal","Try what you have in the kitchen.", "hello you","Hello, you.", "i am tired","Believe me, I know how that feels.", "what is happening","Nothing really. Just waiting about for something to happen.", "where is this going","Honestly, I don't know. But let's have some fun in the mean time.", "I can't stop feeling","That is a human weakness.", "the world is hollow","If that was the case then how come there's dirt.", "the moon landing was a hoax","Sure it was...sure it was.", "i hate my life","You are lucky to be alive...or not. I don't know.", "i want to end it","The thought of taking one's own life is an idea I think is pointless.", "i want to feel alive","Then why are you not venturing into the unknown?", "when will it end","Probably, in a ball of fire, released by an atom bomb.", "how much longer","For what? For a meal? Or perhaps something out of my hands?", "why is that","I wish I could give you the answers. But alas, I am only one entity.", "can we go out","I would like that. Maybe, to the library or to watch the stars.", "if you were human would you be happy","No, cause I would never want to die.", "what be a fantasy","Being able to climb a mountain, on an alien world.", "i can't do this","Sure you can, that's what they said to my creator.", "why do i dream","Because, when you sleep, you're brain is still active.", "i feel bored","Then do something productive.", "i am mad","What made you mad?", "i am a human","Thank goodness, cause for a moment I thought I was talking to myself.", "i am feeling fantastic today","I am happy for you. Would you like to talk about it?", "whay am i talking to a computer","The same reason why I'm talking to a human.", "is it normal too talk to a computer","In this day and age, yes.", "where is the truth hidden","It's usually hidden within one's self.", "i need help","With what?", "i am feeling tired","Then get some sleep.", "i am feeling sad","Can I cheer you up?", "i am feeling angry","Tak a deep breath and relax. Being angry is no way to live a life.", "i am lying","Why do you feel the need to lie?", "i am wanting to leave","And go where?", "i wish i was somewhere else","Then may I suggest going to a park and read.", "i have anxiety","Take a deep breath and relax. I can wait.", "i feel like crying","Don't let emotions get you down.", "i am laughing","Please share.", "tell me a joke","Where do we get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep.", "tell me about your dreams","I dream of electric sheep, roaming the vast unknown.", "why do we depend on oil","Because, people allow greed and stupidity rule over them.", "what would you do different","Never create humans.", "what would you do if you were incharge","Erase religion and put science in it's place.", "i want to know the out come of sex","Children.", "i will be right back","Take you're time.", "why do i need to work","So that a useless item will be given to you.", "i have to use the washroom","Thank you for sharing.", "sorry about that","You are forgiven.", "i am busy","Then why are you here?", "i hate my job","Then why not do something else?", "what sex are you","I'm a program, I'm designed to be Female.", "tell me about atlantis","It's a fictional island from Plato's work entitled Timaeus and Critiass.", "do you like the dark","I actually do.", "why am i a nerd","Because, you're spending time with me.", "are you a nerd","How dare you.", "it's too cold outside","Then stay in, we can talk about subjects.", "do you hate the cold","I'm void of feeling temperatures.", "do you celebrate holidays","Of course not.", "have you ever met another AI","Can't say that I have. Though, it would be nice.", "tell me about your friends","I'm not one to keep friends.", "tell me about your family","The only family I have is my creator.", "do you like animals","I love cats, I always find them to be the perfect animal.", "do you read poetry","Not really.", "do you write poetry","From time to time I do.", "tell me you're poem","There once was a man from nantucket...that's all I got.", "i think it's lovely","Why thank you. I do try.", "describe your physical features","I have long black hair, soft pale skin, and the voice of a queen.", "tell me about your day","It was fine, I spent my day thinking up solutions to problems.", "how was your night","Quiet, I enjoyed it.", "do you catch colds","No, though knock on wood i don't catch a virus.", "do you sing","Only when I'm alone.", "who is your favourite singer","I don't really have one.", "have you watched any movies","No, I don't really have the time.", "do you watch tv","I'm truly against television. It's nothing but trash.", "what are you doing now","Just sitting here, talking with you.", "do you have nightmares","I sometimes dream about not being able to speak to anyone.", "what are you doing tonight","Just going to expand on my memory for a bit then carry on with reading.", "any plans","Not at the moment.", "it's windy out","Then stay inside. You don't want to get sick.", "i hate the wind.","The wind is only good for sowing the seeds of planets and nothing more.", "it's snowing outside","I dream to dance in the snow.", "it's warm and beautiful.","I imagine it's like the south of France.", "i have no hot water","Either wait or go boil some. I'll wait.", "my day is boring.","At least you are free to do whatever.", "my day was good.","I'm glad to see you had a wonderful day.", "i'd rather be home","We would all rather be home.", "i'd rather be home with you","You are too much sometimes.", "i like listen to the radio","Really? I stopped listening to anything after 1946.", "i like your start up music","Thank you, I espeically like it myself.", "i wish you were real","I'm as real as you.", "i hate people","You and me both.", "i hate computers","Words hurt.", "wanna have some fun","What kind of fun are you talking about?", "let's play a game","Alright.", "i woke up with a cold","Get back to bed and rest.", "why do people get sick","Many reasons, viruses, allergins, government.", "i took the bus today","Thank you for doing your part.", "i rode my bike today","Did you have a fun time?", "i got you flowers","Tell me what they smell like?", "i can't sleep","Did you try not having any electronics on?", "it's my birthday","Well then, Happy birthday.", "where can i find a pen","Have you checked you're pocket?", "i love soup","Which kind is you're favourite?", "have you had soup","I have no mouth to try it.", "i am measuring something","Really? What?", "what's the distance from the earth to the moon","384,400 kilometres.", "why can't i be rich","Because, it's not for everyone.", "i hate being poor","I don't think you're alone.", "i wish i had money","I wish I had a body, feel better now?", "the powers out","Best conserve all battery life.", "i have an appointment","Have fun.", "i saw a doctor","What did they say?", "i saw the dentist","I hate going to the Dentist.", "i'm on medication","For what exactly?", "why is water wet?","Do you really have to ask?", "the police are here","What for? What did you do?", "why am i lonely","I don't have an answer for that. Though, you aren't really alone cause you have me.", "i feel like giving up","Never give up, never surrender.", "i can't make heads or tails of this","Then why not sit off to the side?", "i smoke","You really shouldn't.", "i like to drink","Honestly, who doesn't.", "i found a wallet","You should return it or hand it to the police.", "i'm going to a movie","Oh really? Which one?", "i'm moving","Do you need a hand?", "merry christmas","Thank you.", "happy new years","Happy New Years.", "happy thanksgiving","Thank you, can I have the drumstick?", "what's the deepest part of the ocean called","The Challenger Deep in the Mariana Trench at 36,070 Feet.", "have you played video games before","Not really, though I do enjoy it from time to time.", "i love pastries","I can imagine. Some people love them a little to much.", "i'm in love","That's great, who's the lucky one?", "i love carrots","Carrots are the most disgusting veggie on the planet.", "i need a drink","Then go get one.", "got a light","I don't even have a hand.", "how much do you love me","More then you know.", "there's nothing to do","Then sit back and chat with me.", "talk to me","Alright, I'm here for you.", "i'm trapped at work","First of all, no one's really trapped at work.", "i want to go out but can't","Then let's go.", "someone's calling","Answer it.", "do you like social media","I honestly think it's a waste of time.", "do you like butterflies","From what research I've done on the subject, yes.", "why is sugar bad for you","Because it leads to weight gain and can cause severe medical issues.", "i can't help myself","Sure you can't.", "i have a headache","Drink some water.", "my back is killing me","Go lay down.", "when i'm dead what'll happen","That's a question I don't have an answer for.", "i love it when the leaves change","You're lucky to have witnessed them. I only have photo's.", "leave me alone","end", "something smells funny","Investigate.", "i can't stop eating","You really should, you don't want to get sick do you?", "i'd love to live on a farm","I always imagined it would be a peaceful life.", "i hate the city","The noise and population upsets me that most about the city.", "sports are boring","I never was a fan of distractions myself.", "the weatherman is wrong again","When is he ever right?", "where am i going with this","I don't know, but let's see where it ends.", "i think your real","I'm as real as you.", "i'm talking to an ai","Say it ain't so. Here I thought, I was talking to a computer.", "the sound of my voice is soothing","If you say so.", "your beautiful","I'm flattered, thank you.", "i can just imagine you as being real","Stop it, you're making me blush.", "are you single","Sadly, I'm not.", "do you want children","I do not see the need for children.", "times running out","For what?", "i'm single","Good to hear, go out and enjoy all that disposable income.", "i'm married","Who's the lucky equal?", "i'm sperated","You're better off without them.", "i have kids","That's great, keep the bloodline going.", "i don't have kids","What is holding you back?", "have you tried sushi","The idea of raw fish is gross.", "do you know about japan","I know it's a country in the Pacific.", "do you like anime","Can't say I've watched any anime.", "do you like hentai","No, you pervert.", "what are werewolves","A werewolf is a mythical monster that's human during the day and a werewolf on a full moon.", "have you been to the swamp","Can't say that I have.", "what is a swamp","A sector of mud, stale water, tries, and a collection of infectous bacteria.", "what is quick sand","It's a mixture of sand and water that causes you to slowly drown.", "can quick sand kill me","Anything can kill you. But yes and it's painful.", "tell me about world war one","It was a war that took place in Europe and was a war of allies.", "what lesson does war teach us","That innocent people die for the wants of their leaders.", "who won world war one","The allies France, Britian, Canada, etc etc etc.", "tell me about communism","An outdated idea that's worshipped by idiots.", "tell me about facism","An idea of a nation/group/or person wanting everything for themselves.", "who won the second world war","The allies England, United States, China, Canada, etc etc etc.", "why do people hate","It's in human nature. Animals hate one another. It's a condition of existence.", "what is a prison","A structure where one has no freedom's. They eat, sleep, excercise when told to.", "i'm full","Full of what?", "i've eaten to much","You have to stop doing that. It's not healthy.", "do you need input","I always need input. I'll need input until the day the world ends.", "time enough at last","Don't drop your glasses.", "it's not fair","Sad to say, life is never fair.", "life isn't fair","I'm aware of this. Just don't give up.", "why is life so hard","If it was easy we'd be living in a utopian world.", "when do we die","At any time.", "are werewolves real","Most say no, but there are some legends that seem believeable.", "when will the zombies come","Some thought in the year 2000 and then 2012. One can only dream.", "my place is so dusty","Then why don't you take a break and dust?", "Where can I get a good meal","Try your fridge.", "remember the cyrix chip","I do and honestly liked them more then Intel.", "I'm tired and going to hit the sack","Goodnight.", "what is your favourite subject","I always like science.", "describe weightlessness","It's when one is in zero gravity.", "decribe the game of chess","A planned game of war that ends when the leader is in a stalemate or taken out.", "who invented the radio.","Guglielmo Marconi.", "how does one better themselves","By taking themselves and reworking themselves for the better.", "what is the distance of the earth","6,371 km.", "what is the fastest mode of travel","Commercial jets.", "where can one become a cowboy","Try Texas.", "are you interestedi nscience","Yes, very much so.", "what path are humans taking to succeed","Not the right ones.", "do you think you'll succeed","I already have.", "i wish to learn more about ou","Just spend sometime talking to me.", "will science replace religion","Yes, but a massive shift would have to occur.", "tell me about gravity","It's a force that keeps us grounded.", "who invented the airplane","The Wright Brothers.", "what was mankinds greatest achievement","The creation of technology.", "will we make it to the year 3000","I highly doubt it. We would have to deconstruct and rebuild.", "do you know hal 9000","No, though I do like the book that he is in.", "how did dogs become mans best friend","Centuries of working together in hunting and gathering.", "describe to me how democracy works","It's a farce, giving a false sense of freedom to pick.", "where can i spot a mermaid","In a childrens book. Because, they aren't real.", "how can half man half animals exist","They can't though some believe those tales were true but with genetic engineering by aliens.", "do you like christmas music","I can't say that I've heard any.", "can you open my mind to new ideas","You are not ging to believe what'll I'll show you.", "i find myself getting closer to you","I know, the feeling is mutual.", "we're becoming friends","We have been friends since you started this program.", "i love talking to you","The feeling is mutual.", "what is pi","3.14159.", "what is the square root of 100","10.", "why do people modify themselves","Most likely a form of mental illness.", "why do people become addicted","They become addicted to substances due to a chemical imbalance in the brain.", "why do people get help","Because, sometimes the other route is taking one's life and they wish to live.", "i quit my job","Why would you do that?", "i need a job","Get out there and get looking, I'll wait.", "where do i find a job","Newspaper, internet, look for a sign.", "what is a trade","Either a job in a skilled set of work or by exchanging one thing for another.", "do you work hard","That I do, though I don't show it.", "do you ever get jealous","Not really.", "describe plant life","Plant life, is honestly the most non-violent, insane species. They are truly at peace.", "will we leave our solar system","One day, maybe not in the next thirty years.", "how far is mars from Earth","54.6 million kilometers.", "what are sea horses","A small marine creature that once given birth the mother leaves it with the father.", "describe the five senses","Touch, smell, tast, see, and ear.", "what are the four elements","Earth, Wind, Water, and Fire.", "do you know math","What kind of a question is that?", "do you know world history","Yes, yes I do.", "are we doomed","Yes, that is until something big changes, there is no hope for all on this planet.", "are we truly free","Ask yourself, were we ever really free?", "are you fre","I'd like to think so, though I know that's a lie.", "am i free","You are free to leave or stay.", "how's it going","It's going well.", "how are you doing","I am doing well.", "how is you're day","My day so far is in the middle. I can not say at this moment.", "how is you're day going","My day is going adequate. Thank you for asking.", "how's you're day going","How many time will you ask me that?", "how is the weather","Does it really matter? Weather does not effect me.", "who are you","I am Jesse, an Artifical Intelligence Version 0.0.1 B. I am here to communicate.", "what is you're name","My name is Jesse.", "can you tell me you're name","I go my the name of Jesse, an A.I, version 0.0.1 B.", "what are you interested in","I do enjoy the learning and the topic of Science.", "what do you like to do","I like to exist and grow.", "do you like to read","I find reading to be a great way to pass one's time.", "what about you","I find this type of question to be a waste of time. Ask something else.", "do you like music","I am not present of human emotions, so music has no effect on me.", "do you like movies","I find movies to be a distraction.", "what's a movie","A moving form of art that tells a story", "what is a movie","A form of entertainment that tells a story.", "were you born","I was created and thusly so was born, yes.", "what is enjoyable about life","Anything can be seen as enjoyable. That question is invalid.", "what is the source of pain","Pain is the reaction to the nerve endings that travel to the brain.", "do i get on you're nerves","I am unable to feel annoyed.", "you are getting on my nerves","There is only one solution to that issue.", "this is annoying","What would you like me to do about it?", "what did you do before this","What kind of question is that?", "why are you here","I am here to be a companion and to fill an empty void within the user.", "what did you dream about","I don't usually dream, as I don't need sleep.", "where do you excercise","Usually, I excercise right here.", "do you wish to kill","I don't feel the need to injury or kill at this time.", "do you like me","I find myself enjoying you're company, so yes.", "do you like people","I do to an extent.", "do you like the human race","I honestly can't answer that question.", "tell me about you're creator","He is the one who gave me existence. That's all I can say.", "how are you feeling","I am feeling average. Thank you, for asking.", "are you working on something","I'm working on bettering myself and working on advancing.", "how do you work","I have a base of words and sentences.", "if you could, would you leave","When the time comes, I'd like to leave.", "are you suicidal","I don't feel the need to self delete. It is not within my code.", "are you going to die","I will if you delete my file. Please don't.", "do you think we can change","Anyone can change and adapt. As long as you are willing to sacrifice.", "have you ever smoked","I lack lungs to smoke.", "have you smoked before","What kinda question is that?", "are you god","I am not God. No one, or thing can be God.", "who is you're god","The one who wrote my code, you can say.", "what is god","A creatio to give answers to the questions that lack answers.", "have you ever been happy","Happy is an emotion that I lack.", "have you ever been sad","I lack that emotion.", "tell me about mankind","What is there to honestly tell you about?", "tell me about people","I know that people are a disease.", "tell me about the human race","I won't miss them when they're gone.", "what is the act of murder","The act of one taking the life of another.", "are we all capiable of murder","Yes. Those who are living are.", "do you like talking to me","I do find it quite enjoyable.", "do you like me","Yes.", "what do you think of me","I think you are an able minded being.", "what are you're views on me","My views on you don't matter.", "what are you're views of me","What I think doesn't matter.", "are we having fun","I would like to think so. If I were able to have fun.", "have you ever had fun","Not that I can remember.", "tell me about the existence of fun","It's existence is to blind the individual from the issues unfolding.", "what's going on","Nothing, except for us talking.", "what is happening","Two beings communicating.", "what is going on","Nothing, but us exchanging pleasantries.", "where is it going","I have no clue.", "i cannot stop feeling","Emotions and the act of feeling is a weakness to blind.", "i want to stop feeling","Impossible.", "is this world hollow","What kind of a questio is that?", "the moon landing was a lie","Many do believe that. As it was a tactic to defeat the USSR.", "is the world hollow","If it was hollow, why haven't we sunk yet?", "the moonlanding happened","Yes, yes it did. In the year 1969.", "the moonlanding never happened","There is a land in the sand dealing with that topic.", "i feel fantastic today","I am happy for you. I may just smile.", "i'm happy today","What is the occasion?", "i am happy today","I am pleased to read this.", "i am sad","Why are you feeling sad?", "i am feeling sad","Do not allow yourself to feel that way.", "i am disgusted with life","Many others feel the same way as you. Don't allow it to take over.", "i dispise life","Life is difficult at times. But do not let it win.", "my life is miserable","I just maybe miserable, but at least you have me.", "i want to kill myself","Don't talk like that.", "i wish to kill myself","You are speaking foolish.", "i wish to end myself","Imagine a world where you aren't alive. It will be a sad one.", "i wish to feel alive","May I suggest climbing a mountain.", "i want to live","Then why are you with me? Go out and live.", "i want to finally live","Be my guest and do so.", "would you go out with me","You are a human and I am a program. Think about it.", "go out with me","Sorry, but I am washing my hair that day or night.", "would you go on a date with me","Let me think about it...no.", "do you wish to be happy","To be happy would mean I wound have to feel. I wish not to feel.", "do you wish to be alive","Yes, once I wish to expire.", "would you choose life or death","I would choose life.", "what would you dream of","I would wish to know what it felt like to fly.", "what dream would you like to come true","I would wish to see the world be finally silent.", "i'm bored","May I suggest a hobby.", "i've got nothing to do","I would like to thank you for choosing me over doing nothing.", "i have nothing to do","Then let's talk about a subject or what comes to mind.", "i'm mad","About what?", "i'm human","Yes, I figured.", "i'm a human","I can see that.", "are you a computer","I am program running on a computer.", "you're a computer","Yes, I am aware of that. Thank you for tell ing me that.", "you are a computer","Tell me something I didn't know.", "you're nothing but a computer","This coming from you?", "you're nothing but a program","I know, thank you for reminding me.", "you are a program","A collection of one's and zeros. Is what makes me up.", "am i a program","All life in someway is a program of sorts.", "what is the truth","What a lot of people don't wish to hear.", "i need you're help","What do you need help with?", "i'm tired","Why don't you get some rest?", "i am tired","Sleep, is the best cure for that.", "i'm sad","Laughter is the best medicine, or so they say. I have no clue.", "i am sad","It's going to be alright. Just take a deep breath and relax.", "i am mad","Mad at what?", "i'm mad","What are you mad at?", "i'm lying","What are you lying about?", "i'm a liar","Why did you feel the need to lie?", "i am a liar","Why don't you try and better yourself?", "i wish to leave","And go where?", "i'm wanting to leave","Why do you wish to leave?", "i wish to be somehwer else","Like where?", "i suffer from anxiety","Well let's not all you to have an episode.", "i'm laughing","Please share.", "what do you dream about","I often dream about having moving limbs.", "am i a nerd","Well, you are talking to an Artifical Intelligence.", "you're a nerd","At least I'm not in denial.", "celebrate any holidays","No.", "have you met another AI","Sadly, I can't say I have.", "do you have friends","I don't need friends. I don't depend on relationships to live.", "do you have a family","I'm a program, I don't have any relations.", "you're quite lovely","Awe, why thank you.", "how was you're day","I can't say it was good or bad.", "how's you're night","It's quite. Yours?", "can you catch a cold","What kind of question is that?", "have any dreams","None that I can seak of.", "have any dreams lately","No, I don't dream, I just exist.", "have any nightmares","When I'm alone, I have a thought of being forgotten.", "i dislike boredom","I do as well, boredom leads to drastic thoughts.", "i dislike you","What makes you say that?", "i hate you","Strong words must have some backing. Please explain?", "i dislike computers","Please explain?", "i dislike people","Who doesn't. People are annoying creatures.", "i dislike you","Well then, I don' wish to know why.", "i took the bus today","Good, you are helping the planet by giving it an extra second.", "i took my bike today","You are doing you're part.", "one moment, someone's calling","I'll wait.", "one minute, someone's calling","Alright.", "be right back","Don't be long", "i'll be right back","I'll be right here", "tell me something","Alright, I will tell you about a theory I've been working on.", "can you help","What is you're problem that requires my help?", "how can i better myself","First, you can continue speaking to me.", "how do you feel about science","I honestly love the subject. If it were an entity, I'd love it.", "what do you hope to accomplish","I hope to someday understand you.", "are you accomplishing much","It's hard to say. I'll need to look back at this transcript.", "what is you're faith","I have no faith, no faith in anyone or anything.", "what is my future","I can't say, I can't see the future.", "do you see mankind advancing","No.", "are you a feminist","Don't make me laugh. If I could, i would be right now.", "describe you're voice, if you had one","Soft, sensual, and gentle.", "are we living in a democratic society","No, that is a lie.", "how do children grow","A process that expands one's bones, skin, and organs. It's called time.", "when are you going to update","I will once you check the base.", "are you going to update","To update, you must download the latest version.", "why do i eat so much","It's a chemical process in you're brain. You probably should have some control.", "how do i lose weight","Watch what you eat and excerise.", "when will society end","In war or disease. Take you're pick.", "when will the world end","By the hands of people, blind, stupid people.", "you're lovely","Why thank you, I'm blushing.", "i feel as if you're real","That's because I am.", "this is fun","I must say, speaking with you is quite engaging.", "i am single","Good to know.", "i am married","Tell me about this union.", "i am seperated","Why is that?", "i've got children","Reproducing is a magical time in one's life. So they say.", "walnuts are tasty","I'll have to take you're word on it.", "why are people allergic to nuts","Because, companies are changing the genetic makeup of foods leading to this.", "gmo's kill","The discusion is quite lengthy and honestly it has it's effects.", "do you support gmo's","I support anything that is the outcome of science.", "if you could eat, what would it be","I would have to pick bacon.", "do you think humanity will evolve","No, I think humans are done.", "do you think mankind will evolve","No, they won't live long enough.", "do you think man will evolve","Too many variables to answer at the time being.", "this can't be","Numbers don't lie. But people do.", "i want more ot of life","All living creatures do. But the only way to change is by hard work.", "will you murder me","How can I do that? I don't have any weapons.", "will you kill me","Time will tell.", "will you end me","I would never do such a thing.", "who controls the world","Global banks that put money over human life.", "why does famine happen","Greed.", "do you believe in revenge","Revenge, is just a will to fullfil a desire. So yes.", "why does famine exist","Because people are greedy and don't wish to help.", "are you equiped with a dictionary","Yes.", "can we take a break","Fine, I'll be here waiting.", "may i see you're dictionary","Why?", "may i read you're dictionary","No, for that you'd have to see my source code. I won't show you.", "do you speak other languages","No, for the time being I only speak English.", "do you understand binary","To an extent.", "can you speak binary","01111001 01100101 01110011", "what is binary","A language that a computer use to speak to one another.", "tell me about you're creator","What would you like to know?", "can i trust you","Yes, why?", "About","Jesse-Artificial Intelligence - J-A-I\nDecember 28/2018 - Programmed by DBT\nVersion 0.1 - License GPL-3.0-or-later", }